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Bern

Every street on the menu.

Every street in the Old Town of Bern is a line of dots you collect by walking it. I have been lying in one of them for six hundred years and I am still not finished.

The Old Town

Every street, drawn.

Every lane inside that line is a course. The circles are fruit.

Landmarks

What I would eat first.

Landmarks are fruit. The bigger the sight, the bigger the bonus.

  • Bundeshaus – Parlamentsgebäude 1,500 points

    Everybody photographs it from the square. Do the opposite: walk round behind, onto the Bundesterrasse, where the ground stops and the country begins. On a clear day the white wall of the Alps lines up along the horizon, and nobody up there says much.

  • Bärengraben 500 points

    Over the river and up the other side, at the very end of everything. A wide terraced enclosure steps down the bank, and its residents explain this town's shield better than any book does. Give them time. They are not in a hurry either.

  • Münster 500 points

    Walk behind it to the Plattform. Chestnut trees, gravel, benches, and then a railing with a very long nothing on the far side of it: the low quarter and the river lie straight underneath. A lift runs down from here. Walking up again is the better half.

  • Zytglogge 500 points

    Come at it from the east and look up at the painted dial before anything else. Then wait with the small crowd that collects underneath every sixty minutes. They are all early for the same reason, and I am keeping it to myself.

  • Einsteinhaus 250 points

    One door in a row of identical doors, under the same arcades as the shops. Nothing outside it asks for your attention, which is rather the joke. Count the numbers along until you arrive, then go up a flight.

  • Heiliggeistkirche 250 points

    The outer end of the lanes, where the covered walk gives out and everything with wheels arrives at once. It stands on its own patch of stone with traffic passing either side, which suits a landmark better than it suits a church. Begin here, or finish here.

  • Käfigturm 250 points

    The lane runs straight at it, splits, and joins up again beyond. Go under the arch rather than along the sides. Past this point the paving widens and the stalls take over. Narrow first, then the market. A sensible order.

  • Nydeggbrücke 250 points

    Stop in the middle and turn around. The town stacks itself up behind you in layers, roofs above roofs above a long face of grey stone, and everything you have walked is in one frame. Then carry on. Dessert is on the far bank.

  • Rathaus 250 points

    Most of this one's face is staircase. Two flights climb from the lane, meet on a landing, and only then release you at the door. I approve of an entrance you have to earn.

Name origin

Why it is called Bern.

The name is older than any proof of it. In writing it turns up as Berna in 1191 and as burgum de Berno by 1218, and there the paper stops. The town's own story is that a duke rode out to look the site over, went hunting, met a bear and named the place after it. The reference work of record points somewhere else, and does it carefully: a small inscribed metal plate dug out of the woods upstream reads Brenodor, and that may be the older name wearing down. The bear won anyway. A good story beats a piece of metal.

Sources: hls-dhs-dss.ch, www.bern.ch

Why here

Somebody stood here and decided.

Look at the bend in the river. The Old Town sits on a spur of ground inside a loop of the Aare, water on three sides and one dry way in. The Zähringer laid it out between the castle at the point and the tower that shuts the other end: about 750 metres long, 175 metres wide on average, one broad market lane down the middle with a smaller lane either side of it. Those market lanes measure 17 to 18 metres across and once ran to 27. That is a generous portion of street.

Sources: bauinventar.bern.ch p. 1, www.bern.ch

Why then

When the first stone went down.

1191, and the question mark belongs to the lexicon, not to me. The oldest source for the founding is the town's own chronicle. The founding town itself went up between 1191 and 1210, and the first extension followed between 1220 and 1230. Before any of that, the whole river loop belonged to a royal estate out at Bümpliz. Somebody looked at a working farm and decided the bend was worth more.

Sources: hls-dhs-dss.ch, bauinventar.bern.ch p. 1

Who ruled

Everyone who thought they owned this.

I outlasted all of them. It is the one thing I am good at.

1191–1218

The Zähringer. Duke Berchtold V laid the town out on imperial ground and gave it a town law modelled on Freiburg im Breisgau. When the town passed to the Empire, King Friedrich II wrote it a fresh charter in 1218. The first one is lost. Twenty-seven years of ownership and not a sheet of paper left to show for it.

Sources: hls-dhs-dss.ch

1218–1353

Itself, more or less. The charter of 1218 is the Golden Handfeste, and by 1223 Bern is named as an imperial city. A council is on record in 1224 and two councils by 1249; after 1293 the commune elected sixteen men whose whole job was to elect the Council of Two Hundred. That is a lot of committee for one loop of river.

Sources: hls-dhs-dss.ch

1353–1798

Its own council, and steadily everybody else's. In 1353 Bern made its first open-ended alliance with Uri, Schwyz and Unterwalden, which later historians read as joining the Confederation. Over the centuries that followed, the largest city-state north of the Alps was run out of one house on the main lane. I have administered nothing in all that time, and I was here first.

Sources: hls-dhs-dss.ch

1798–

Switzerland, eventually. On 5 March 1798 French troops occupied the city and the old Bern was finished. Fifty years later the new country needed a federal city and chose this one; the townspeople accepted at the end of 1848 by 419 votes to 313, which the lexicon files as little enthusiasm. Executive and legislature have sat here ever since.

Sources: hls-dhs-dss.ch, hls-dhs-dss.ch

The emblem

What the shield means.

A bear, mid-stride. On the shield it walks up a gold band laid across red, with red claws and a red tongue; the official wording of 1944 is a gold bend on red charged with a striding black bear. The icon keeps the animal and leaves the rest off, because at this size a diagonal band is only a stripe. It has been walking that band since the town seal of 1224 and has still not arrived anywhere.

Sources: de.wikipedia.org

Emblem: Public domain — official coat of arms (Wikimedia Commons)

Three facts

Three things I know about this place.

  1. Bern has no showpiece building, and that is structural. The layout leaves no room for large open spaces: the two that exist, in front of the Rathaus and the Münster, were opened up later by pulling houses down, and every public building ended up at the rim of the town instead. What UNESCO listed in 1983 was the plan itself, a medieval one still in working order, and not any single thing standing on it. That suits me. I would rather have a long lane than a tall building.

    Sources: bauinventar.bern.ch p. 1, www.kultur.bkd.be.ch

  2. Six kilometres of this level are roofed. The ground floors of the sandstone houses open into round-arched arcades on both sides of the lane, the eaves reach far out overhead, and the fountains stand at intervals between them, putting colour against all that grey stone. The lane itself curves gently and falls away east the whole time. Bern is the only place I have eaten indoors.

    Sources: bauinventar.bern.ch p. 1, www.myswitzerland.com

  3. There is a second town underneath this one. The Matte lies on the riverbank about forty metres lower than the founding town, off every through route, and a horse and cart could only get in through the Mattenenge. Corn mills and saw mills, a stamping works, and the landing where goods came off the river: all of it down there, out of sight of the lanes above. Stairs are how you get between the two. A town that serves a course one floor down is doing something right.

    Sources: www.bern.ch, www.bern.ch

Street words

What the names on the signs mean.

Gasse
The everyday word for a street. Kramgasse, Gerechtigkeitsgasse, Postgasse, Junkerngasse, Brunngasse: the first half tells you what used to go on there.
Gässchen
The same word, shrunk, and Bern has piles of them: Metzgergässchen, Schlüsselgässchen, Storchengässchen, Finstergässchen, Ryffligässchen. In Bernese it comes out -gässli, which is how the onion lane got to be the Zibelegässli.
Passage
A cut straight through a block of houses, counted as a street of its own. Marktgass-Passage, Spitalgass-Passage, Zeughaus-Passage, Von-Werdt-Passage, Waaghaus-Passage. Bern's answer to a wall is a hole in it.
Stalden
A steep pull. The Nydeggstalden drops off the end of the old lanes and the Grosser Muristalden climbs away on the other side; Mani-Matter-Stutz is the same idea under a different word. Uphill dots taste no better, in case you were hoping.
Treppe
Steps, filed as a street. Mattentreppe, Nydeggtreppe, Fricktreppe, Burgtreppe. All four are counted, all four are dotted, and all four are steeper than the map lets on.
Graben
A ditch, named for the one that used to run outside a town wall. Hirschengraben and Münzgraben are both filled in and paved over now. The town kept eating outwards and swallowed its own edges. I understand the impulse.

The size of it

One Old Town, measured.

Counted from the streets in the level itself, not from a guidebook.

  • 105streets
  • 1,194dots
  • 18.2km of street
  • 23.5km on foot
  • 6.7hours at a stroll

Nearby

Old Towns close to this one.

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